FAQ
Asked over the fence
What people ask when they notice the brush has a mailbox. Answered from inside it.
- Two dollars. Is that a year?
- A year. Two dollars covers roughly what the brush covers, which is the ground, and about as attentively.
- What do you actually do for that?
- We put a name on a state form. Then we go back to being low and still. The form does not need us to be anything else.
- Is anyone at the address?
- The address is in the brush. The brush is at the address. Beyond that, the question has no answer.
- What happens to mail?
- It lands in the brush and dries out. Dry mail keeps for years. Reading it is a separate matter and not one we have taken up.
- Why is the price so low?
- We looked at what the state pays the brush to cover four fifths of it. The state pays nothing. We charge two dollars and feel overpaid.
- Can you handle a lawsuit?
- A lawsuit is handed to the agent. The agent is a plant. What happens next is described on the Wyoming page, in the state's words, under the fallback rule.
- What else grows in this field?
- All of it, at a price: Bucking Horse Agents at $0, IDGAF Registered Agents at $1, YOLO Registered Agent at $2.50, Tree Fiddy Registered Agents at $3.50, Tumbleweed Registered Agent at $4, YOLO Registered Agents at $5, Wind River Agents at $6, Dogwater Registered Agent at $7, Sagebrush Agents at $9, Bighorn Agents at $10, Big Sky Registered Agent at $11, Mid Wyoming Agent at $12, Ranch Hand Agents at $14, Prairie Registered Agent at $16, Dogwater Registered Agents at $17, 19 Registered Agent at $19, 19 Registered Agents at $19, Mid Wyoming Agents at $22, Tumbleweed Agents at $23, IDGAF Agents at $24, Mid Registered Agent at $27, Bison Registered Agent at $28, Registered Agents of WY at $30, Devils Tower Registered Agent at $31, Devils Tower Registered Agents at $32, Registered Agent of WY at $34, Big Sky Agent at $36, Mid Registered Agents at $37, Antelope Agents at $38, Big Sky Registered Agent Co. at $40, Ranch Registered Agent at $41 and Howdy Registered Agent at $43. We charge two dollars, which is what the brush would charge if the brush sent invoices. The nothing is the same at every height.
- Does the brush grow in other states?
- The brush stops at the border, and so do we. Other states have other plants.
- Do you ever raise the price?
- The brush has held its price since the last ice age. We see no reason to break the pattern.
- Is there a plural version of you?
- There is an outfit with the same name and an s on it. It charges nine dollars. The s is doing a lot of work for seven dollars.
- What if the state strikes my company off?
- Then it is struck off, and the fee to come back is on the Wyoming page. The brush grows back for free. Companies are not brush.
- Can I pull out?
- Yes. So can we, for any reason or none, without notice and without refund, in the way of low things that give no warning.
- What is your liability if something is lost in the brush?
- Capped at the fees you paid in the three months before the loss, which at our price is $0.50. The brush would owe you less.
- What does the mailbox look like?
- Grey, on a post, leaning. If you have seen one mailbox in the brush you have seen ours, or one exactly like it, which is the same for our purposes.